Top 10 Common Complaints of Laid to Rest's Chromeskull
I watched Laid to Rest last night, and while I could go on at length about the movie, I spent most of the running time musing over the various dilemmas that must face (pun intended) Laid to Rest’s metallic mugged killer. Here are a few of his more common complaints.
10. Italian film fans always running up and asking questions about his early career in Lamberto Bava's Demons.
9. Never ending trips to Auto Zone for cases of Mother’s Chrome Polish.
8. His neighbor, The Night Slasher, borrows is knives without permission.
5 Gas stations in the middle of nowhere that don't carry the specific type of camcorder tape he uses.
4 Trying to find a decent tailor who can make a custom Neru jacket with a special mount for a video camera. (Especially because he killed the last three because they couldn’t “Make it work.”)
3 Explaining to people that he’s not related to the Chrystal Skull and the last Indy movie wasn't his fault.